A FINANCIAL REVOLUTION WITH NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
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DOGECAT
MUCH MEOW.
SUCH MONEY.
VERY ROUND.
WOW.
scroll down. it gets worse. ▾
the cat is watching you
it never blinks. it never sold.
permissions
one moment please
live dogecat price
$0.000000000000000MEOW
▲ 69,420% (today)
Source: we made it up.
14,281Holders
829,194Meows
£18.32Institutional Capital
6People Who Understand The Project
0Developers
1Cat
bloomberg meowminal™
MEOW/USD
TUNA/MEOW
CAT/DOGE
NIP/GBP
FELINE GREED INDEX
Fear & Greed: EXTREMELY ORANGE
WHO KNOWS/CHAOS
tokenomics
A perfectly serious allocation of a very serious asset.
SUPPLY:
9,000,000,000,000,000
DOGECAT
(much wow)
9,000,000,000,000,000
DOGECAT
(much wow)
- 30% Cat
- 20% Other Cat
- 15% Tuna Reserve
- 10% Strategic Cardboard Box
- 10% Unexplained
- 5% Dave
- 10% Cat Again
seems legit. 🐈
100% DOXXED
✓
meet
RON
Founder. CEO. CFO. CTO.
Chief Feline Officer.
- ✅ Sat on laptop once
- ✅ Knows where food comes from
- ✅ Has never sold
- ✅ Cannot sell
- ✅ Does not understand blockchain
- ✅ Surprisingly strong Q3 performance
"I just sit here and things happen." — Ron
roadmap
An ambitious journey. Probably.
Much future. Very wow.
Q1CAT
Launch website.
Q2CAT
Acquire tuna.
Q3CAT
Overtake Dogecoin.
Q4CAT
Overtake Bitcoin.
Q5CAT
There is no Q5.
2028MOON
2029THE SUN
We have advised Ron against this.
the whitepaper
A deep dive into the technology, vision and meow.
pet ron
Stroke the cat. Feel something.
RON HAS RECEIVED 82,392,194 PETS
the meowboard
Important. Useful. Necessary.
(You have been warned)
what people are saying
★★★★★
"I bought DOGECAT and my wife left me."
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"This is not what blockchain was invented for."
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"meow"
Ron★★☆☆☆
"Please stop emailing us."